Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the animal, resulting in some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those more info gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is going into a tank full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.